I found a lost dog.
I called out to it’s owner.
I could have taken it to the RSPCA there and then but I decided to wait until morning.
Well, the next day we were driving.
We saw the a lighthouse disappear in a mushroom cloud.
Everyone panicked but I laughed.
Earlier that day I had a glimpse of what it’d be like to be a foot smaller and picked that moment to remember it.
Shimlin would be a really great dog but he carries a lot of infectious diseases and gnaws through cables.